Taylor Swift's Look-Alike Suffers Broken Jaw for Resembling the Most Irritating Pop Star Ever

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taylor swiftOh, Taylor Swift. When will your reign of terror finally come to an end?! For a pop star, the 23-year-old sure does seem to bring a lot of "trouble" into other people's lives. Usually these people are ex-boyfriends, but this time The Curse of Taylor Swift has befallen an 18-year-old girl who doesn't even know Taylor personally! British college student and professional Taylor Swift look-alike Xenna Kristian was just minding her own business when another female student (clearly NOT president of the Taylor Swift fan club) attacked her for no reason (well, no reason except that she looks like Taylor Swift) and gave her a suspected broken jaw.

“Some girls at college had started making nasty comments, but it escalated really quickly," said Kristian. "The girl came up behind me and dragged me off my chair by my pony tail, then started kicking me in the face.”


Kristian reportedly sustained bruising in addition to the suspected broken jaw, which seems a rather unfair price to pay for resembling Taylor Swift. No matter how annoying Taylor Swift may be. I mean, how annoying she most definitely IS. And that must be the reason why Kristian got jumped, because, according to her mom, “Xenna has never got into a fight or even a scrape before, but she’s been getting some remarks since she started the Taylor Swift look-alike thing.”

That's just not fair, people. Look, I know sometimes you can't help but fantasize about dragging Taylor Swift off a chair by her ponytail, but once you start having daydreams about kicking the girl in the face, it's time to take a good, honest look at yourself and figure out WHY you're obviously a violent criminal in the making. (Seriously, that's messed up. You should talk to somebody about that sh*t.)

Are you surprised to hear that being a Taylor Swift look-alike is such a dangerous job?


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Alexa... AlexaAdams

She hardly even looks like her! She is a blonde haired blue eyed girl with the same hair cut as Taylor. That's about as far as it goes!

cassi... cassie_kellison

That girl doesnt look anything like Taylor Swift . I have blond hair, blue eyes and bangs as well but that doesn't mean I look like Taylor Swift. That girl was most likely attacked for other reasons.

 And whats your problem? You don't like her music so you fantasize about pulling her out of her chair by her hair? Get some help lady.

Todd Vrancic

And how is this Taylor Swift's fault anyway?  SHE didn't attack the girl.

Serab... Serabelle

Another day, another blog attacking Taylor, surprise surprise! Get over you're jealously that a 23 year old is more famous/rich/beautiful than you ever have been or ever will be. Now you've gone so far as to wish harm in her and blame her for some stranger getting hurt? You have a real issue, Amanda Bynes level issue.

nonmember avatar MammaMel

if you look at the article embedded in the one embedded here she kinda does when she tries...that being said...SOOOOOO glad I'm not the only one who can't stand Taylor Swift!!! I LOOOOVE her first CD (Picture to Burn)...but her last good song was Our Song...now she is just annoying!

insei... inseineangel

...How is it a SUSPECTED broken jaw? It's either broken or it's not...

Marlene Sabba

Your comment about T. S. being the "most irritating pop star ever'' has put you in the few running for the most irritating blogger ever.  And just what is a 'blogger?'  Is that a career?  Do you make millions?  Have millions of fans copying you, listening to everything you write?  In fact singing along?  I think not!  And now, even less so - labeling a cute, talented very young girl as 'irritating?  I will never read anything you write again?  Why?  Because your opinions are irrelevant!  Pick on someone within your own realm like your husband! UGH!

nonmember avatar guest

ok first off this girl SERIOUSLY didn't deserve this she did nothing wrong. But on a different note you are the stupidest blogger I have ever seen and you should not be mean to someone who actually has a career path like Taylor when all you do is sit on the computer and write a blog on a gossip website. Just saying you need help with jealousy issues and im sure many more issues than that.

keriley1 keriley1

I don't think she looks like Taylor Swift at all. She is probably bitch to people because she thinks she looks like Taylor and thats why she got her ass kicked.

Jb Croft

I don't like how you wrote this article.

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