robert pattinsonWelp! This didn't take long. Not a week after his split from Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson is already out getting slammered at the Roosevelt and hitting on chicks. A talkative source reveals that RPattz arrived at the trendy hotel bar around 1 a.m., downed some cocktails, and chatted up a lovely brunette, all while smiling and having a grand old time.

Looks like someone moves on pretty quickly.

The gossipmonger went on to say that although there was some definite flirting going on, there was no touching.

Aww. RPattz. Ever the gentleman.

Here's the thing -- for someone who just ended a three-year relationship, it seems a little soon to be out partying, which leads me to believe he and KStew were dunzo months before it went public. Whether they were actively conscious that their relationship was over or not, it's pretty clear that Robert's already gone through a mourning phase, and is ready to get out there and meet someone new.

And yes, for the record, partying in the mourning phase is totally normal, too, but you just don't smile your way through it. You get polluted on bourbon, cry alone in the bathroom, and fall asleep with your clothes on. You're not interested in actually having fun until you've graduated into full singledom territory ... which is where we find Mr. Pattinson.

Rob appears to be well on his way to finding someone new. And hey, if you're in the L.A. area, start combing late-night hot spots. Who knows -- the next person he hits on could be you.

Or me.

Probably me.

Do you think Robert's already moved on?

 

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