robert pattinsonAre we still talking about why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up? Yes indeed we are! Today's rumor is that upon the morn of Rob's birthday, whilst Kristen was in the shower, Rob found texts from Rupert Sanders on Kristen's phone. Yes, this is a story people are telling.

A source tells The Sun, "Rob was looking at her phone on the morning of his birthday as he wanted to take a picture of something when she was in the shower." Riiiight, he wanted to take a picture of something with his girlfriend's phone. That's pretty much the ONLY reason a boyfriend who doesn't trust his girlfriend ever picks up her phone. Definitely not so he can find out if she's cheating on him or anything. Go on, Source.

"Suddenly this message flashes up and it's not what he wanted to see. He got straight up and left. Despite Kristen's pleas, he told her not to come to his birthday party at his friend's that night." You don't say! "He's extremely angry and upset. No matter how many times she calls or texts, friends say he's had enough." Well my goodness, of course he's had enough, poor dear. Enough of these silly stories, that is.

Come on, Rupert still pestering Kristen? I just don't buy it. It's been over a YEAR since the scandal. You'd think by now he'd move on. As for Kristen, I'm not convinced she was ever really that into him in the first place. I think she just had Temporary Director Crush, a common condition.

And even if Rupert was texting her (like a total sad sack), why is that her fault? For all Rob knows, her strategy could be to ignore Rupert. Unless the texts were something along the lines of, "Hey Babe remember how you said you were going to meet me behind the laundromat this afternoon for some illicit sexual activity? That will be awesome. Your still totally active clandestine lover, Rupert."

They can't even make up a new lover for Kristen to cheat on Rob with. They have to drag out last year's news. Boring. And! It all just happens to go down on his birthday. How conveeeeenient. The only thing this rumor proves is why Kristen may not be showering these days.

Do you believe Rob found a text from Rupert on Kristen's phone on his birthday?