Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is laughing all the way to the bank. If you're not sitting down, you may want to pull up a chair, because her estimated net worth might make you collapse with utter despair. The backdoor aficionado is reportedly worth $1.75 million, leading us to believe she's made $10 off every one of her bad decisions.
Guess it pays to be Farrah -- she made about $100,000 an episode when she was on Teen Mom and she earned around $1 million for her porn debut -- but I don't know what kind of earning power she has going forward.
She has a new reality show, but who knows if/when that'll be picked up. And once the reality well dries up, then what? She's said she'll never do porn again ... perhaps Farrah's planning on earning an income from all the wise investments her financial planner is making?
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I think we can safely assume that's not happening, if only because Farrah's already been spotted shopping for an L.A. home worth over $3 million.
What do you think -- will it be 12 or maybe 18 months before we hear that Farrah's gone broke? It's a path many a reality star takes. Make money, spend all that money, continue to spend money you don't have, file for bankruptcy. Farrah seems like the type of person who would blow hundreds of thousands on plastic surgery, cars, home, clothes, mirrors for her ceiling ... anything, really.
Who knows -- maybe bankruptcy is part of the plan. What better angle is there for a second, third, or fourth reality show in which you star as a broken has-been trying to pick up the pieces?
Am I right, Toni Braxton?
Do you think Farrah will go broke?
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