It's Tan Mom ... biiitch. Are you ready??? begins a new music video by Patricia Krentcil aka "Tan Mom," and it just gets worse from there. TMZ had obtained exclusive rights to the video, which is being hailed as possibly the worst music video you have ever seen. That pretty much nails it. The video features 45-year-old Krentcil and all her browned and saggy bits sexing it up in tight outfits and rubbing herself againt random men, singing about how she's so much hotter than Teen Mom (Farrah, I guess?) and Octomom. It's so astoundingly bad it's awesome.
We were able to decipher some of the lyrics (some of which she does sing), but not all, sorry. It was impossible to replay this video because you can really only watch this once without burning your eyes out.
Heres' our best guess at the chorus:
My name is Tan Mom, tanning as a mom, but I'll be in my tanning booth, but outside the [something] sun, the flowers in the sun, and lets have fun on the [something something].
Maybe you can figure it out and tell us -- click to watch the exclusive Tan Mom video on TMZ.
Did you get through it? Overall impressions?
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