'Bachelorette' Desiree Hartsock's 25 Guys Revealed (PHOTOS)

bachelorsThe bachelors are here! The bachelors are here! ABC has released the names, faces, and absurd bios of the 25 guys who decided to up-end their careers and try to find reality show stardom and, oh yeah, true love. Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock's suitors are just what you'd expect: overly tan, suspiciously buff men in their late 20s who have no qualms about going on TV and potentially ruining their lives.

Take a peek at all 25 dudes -- Jonathon and Zak W. are my top picks. Who are yours?

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