'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Buys a Pregnancy Test After Sex Tape Because -- UH OH!

farrah abrahamTeen Mom/Farrah Superstar: Back Door With a Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is pregnant. Or, wait, she might be. Or she might not be! She's not sure. But she wants you to know that there's a chance -- which is why she got all gussied up; sauntered into her nearest drugstore; waited until her photograph was being taken, and purchased an e.p.t. You know, the usual way of checking to see if you're pregnant.

According to a "friend" of the Teen Mom, Farrah recently missed her period and is nervous that James Deen got her pregnant with a baby porn star while they were filming together sans condom. But here's the thing I'm wondering: Does Farrah really think she's going to become Kim Kardashian like this? Clearly, this is what she's after. And clearly, that's not going to happen. 

Look, we report a lot about what Abraham is up to on this site -- so this is a little "pot calling the kettle black" here, I realize that -- but Farrah is just so ridiculous and delusional if she really thinks that she's going to become a huge star a la Kim Kardashian. I don't think Kim is an upstanding member of society here, but sweet Jesus, at least the woman was/is a little discreet.

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Kim made it seem like her sex tape was a legitimate accident. Do we buy that? No! But she didn't do it with a porn star, for god's sake. And she's still yet to be caught stocking up on pregnancy tests. Farrah needs to be a teeny bit more discreet and nuanced if she hopes to become an actual celebrity. Yes, Kim is still the punchline of many jokes, but Farrah's mapped out a path for herself that's on a whole other level. Kim at least gets invited to big-name events like the Met Gala. That will never be the case for Farrah Abraham. She has no idea what she's doing right now, and she looks insane.

It's sad that Farrah thought the only way she could continue to make money after being on a reality show for getting pregnant as a teenager was to get into porn. And it's even sadder that she did! But rest assured, although she may be basking in the weird/gross limelight right now, in a few months, all of this will blow over.

What do you think of Farrah Abraham?

 

Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter

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