Is porn the new gateway drug? Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's adult film Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom has garnered the young "entrepreneur" a lot of press, and it would seem that Farrah's hungry for more. She told Hollywood Life that she'd love to pose for Playboy, but that she'd have to make sure the shoot was "classic" and "feminine."
Because, yes, when we think of the backdoor Teen Mom, classic and feminine are the first things that come to mind.
I'm just wondering if she'll actually do Playboy on purpose, or if she'll do the professionally shot naked spread for "personal use", then insist Hugh Hefner released the photos against her will.
Anyway, Farrah alleges that making time to do Playboy might be difficult, seeing as she's busy opening her restaurants, writing a book, and, DEAR GOD, writing more "music", as well.
I probably would do Playboy ... I am focusing on my restaurant endeavors and modeling and the same things I’ve always done. Maybe doing more books, and maybe a fitness video and those things I’m working on. I’m just being me. I am thinking about writing more music ...
Hear that, guys? Not only do we get to see more of Farrah's naked body, but we're going to be treated to more of Farrah's "creative" talents, too.
I'd sooner sew my eyelids to my forehead and force myself to watch Farrah's porn on repeat for days on end before I'd subject myself to her mind-erasing music again. I listened to Farrah's song "On My Own" once, and I don't think I've fully recovered.
Here's hoping Farrah lands the Playboy gig just so her book and song are put on hold. We can only handle so much.
Do you think Farrah should do Playboy?
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