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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham needs to hire me, or someone, to help her keep track of her lies so that she doesn't keep tripping over them and falling on her nose. So remember a few weeks ago when Farrah told us that it was a personal sex tape, that she made the video to cherish in private, that she wanted to capture this particular moment in time as a memento of her hot, young body. She even went so far as to liken making the "personal sex tape" to videotaping one's wedding.
Then she sold the "sex tape" she made with porn star James Deen to Vivid, and posted a video in which she said she sold it because she was 21 and alone.
NOW, Farrah's "personal" and "private" sex tape is online and has reached the masses, which is ostensibly what she intended all along. I mean, no one for a second actually thought this wasn't a straight up scripted pornographic movie. She hired a porn star, for Christ's sake.
But yesterday, Farrah changed her tune. Once the tape was released, she tweeted:
Well looks like Vivid released their version of my video... ya i'm not watching, but thank you all for the positive compliments #XXX
Wait. Wait a second. I thought the whole point of the video was that it was for Farrah's private use. That she was going to watch it, LIKE ONE WOULD THEIR WEDDING VIDEO, to fondly reminisce in perpetuity.
So, why would she make such a "personal" sex tape AND THEN NOT WATCH IT.
I'm starting to get really irritated at her laziness. She can't keep up with her own lies. It's not particularly surprising that Farrah's having a hard time with the tangled web she's woven, it's just ... I can't believe she's richer than all of us. The end.
Are Farrah's contradictions starting to annoy you?
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