Sometimes when I watch the Real Housewives I get a panicky because I see my toddler daughter in so many of them, and I fear for her future. Then I stop and remember that she's actually a toddler and supposed to be acting the way she does, while they're grown adults who should have learned long ago how to control their whining, pouting, petulant ways.
Still, it's much more entertaining to watch them throw their fits than it is to deal with my daughter's. Here are seven (of the countless) ways we see Real Housewives act like big-haired, wine-swilling, Botoxed babies or too-tan, tantruming toddlers.
The table flip heard 'round the world