If it's Tuesday, Chris Brown and Rihanna must be broken up. I think Tuesday is their day. I've lost track. But anyway, word has it that the two are (again) on the outs as Rihanna posts Twit pics of her getting cozy with a handsome male fan and Chris unfollows her on Twitter and refollows his ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. In the modern celebrity world, that's as good as a divorce, y'all. At least for today.
Last I'd heard, the pair were off because Chris Brown supposedly said so in a radio interview, but then it turned out the radio interview was old, and he hadn't really said that, in fact, he said they were together and he was in love.
But you know it wasn't gonna end there. Then Chris Brown's father started saying what we've all been saying: That Chris Brown and Rihanna are the textbook case for relationship disaster and shouldn't be together. He reportedly said:
I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together. You have to have a balance in a relationship ... I hate to use examples, but Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and Amy Winehouse -- I mean I could go on and on! Is that a given -- that you can’t have fortune and fame without (death) being the end result?
Woah. Those are three names you never want your own name said in the same sentence with. When someone is all, "Oh, what is your relationship with your man like?" you don't want to be all, "Oh, I'd say it's sort of like Michael Jackson hooked up to intraveneous propofol combined with a pinch of Whitney when she was married to Bobby topped off with a splash of Amy Winehouse's last evening out." I mean, he's essentially comparing Chris and Rihanna's relationship to DEATH.
I fear the man knows more than even we do.
Flash forward a day or two (seems soooo much longer) and Rihanna is tweeting pics of her kissing a handsomer-than-Chris Brown fan and he's unfollowing her and following his ex -- aren't you glad we have Twitter to keep track of these things?
But you just know these two will be tweeting pics of them back together by the end of the week. Because that is what these two DO. They're addicted to the drama of it all. And I guess so are we because we're still reading/writing about it. Maybe when we go away, they will?
Do you think Chris and Rihanna will get back together?
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