'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham's 10 Best Quotes (And by 'Best' We Mean 'Dumbest')

farrah abrahamFarrah Abraham. What with her infamous sex tape and recent DUI, even if you don't watch the MTV show Teen Mom, you probably have heard of her. (If you haven't, you're a better man than I.)

I don't think I need to tell you that Farrah is a really bad role model -- a terrible one, actually -- but here's the thing: She's hilarious. Side-splittingly hysterical. When she opens her mouth and starts making sentences, magic happens. Don't believe me? Here are Farrah Abraham's 10 dumbest quotes.

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nonmember avatar kaerae

I really do think Farrah has some kind of undiagnosed learning disability and that's why she has such difficulty getting her thoughts together into sentences. I'm not being sarcastic, it's alarming how much difficulty she has putting a sentence together, and I think that's why (along with being spoiled and rude) she gets so frustrated trying to converse with anyone. Some people can write eloquently but be unable to speak, and vice versa, it is a real thing and if she weren't so damn stubborn, it might be worth getting diagnosed!

nonmember avatar austboy

WOW! I think she "may" have just eclipsed Jessica Simpson to take over the throne of best quotes given - best dumbest quotes, that is, with some of those wonderful words of wisdom

carme... carmen1692

WOW! *facepalm* this made my day..

kiowa... kiowagirl75

There is no comparing when it comes to  Jessica Simpson and Farrah, Farrah is just stupid.

Sirime Sirime

Omg lmao wow what an idiot! I hope her kid applies to books cause this will be a stupid pandemic going on! 

nonmember avatar Jim

This moron should never be allowed to breed again. Her kid should also be taken away and placed into a REAL home and far away from this ignorant whore...

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