Miley Cyrus Says You Don't Get the Privilege of Her Twitter Photos Anymore, So Stop Looking

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Miley CyrusYou guys, I'm really sorry, but I have some terrible news about Miley Cyrus. No, it's not that she's officially broken off her engagement to Liam Hemsworth -- despite what Snoop Dogg/Lion might have recently hinted at in a blatant attempt to promote their weed-fueled musical collaboration out of concern for his friend -- it's that ... well, there's no easy way to say this, but apparently Miley Cyrus isn't going to tweet any more pictures of her dogs. Because the world no longer deserves the privilege.

You're probably thinking that without the incredible honor of seeing Miley Cyrus's dogs in all their grainy, Instagram-filtered glory, there's no reason to go on living. Who would blame you? This is a truly devastating announcement, and we're just going to have to support each other in this time of national mourning.

Miley's jaw-dropping revelation came during an interview in the April issue of ELLE UK, in which she explains that getting engaged to Liam Hemsworth was a natural step in their relationship -- but they're done talking about it. Except for this interview, of course.

We have a house together and dogs. It just seems right to be wearing this ring and to be committed. But we keep our relationship low-key and don't talk about it anymore.

She went on to say that despite her habit of posting multiple times per day on Twitter, she's no longer using the social media network to share personal information. Because the world doesn't deserve it.

We were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight -- into my life and my puppies and my house -- and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more ... not conservative, but you don't see a picture of my dogs. You don't get that personal stuff any more.

No more dog photos from Miley! Except for this one on April 17. And April 26. And this other one on April 26.

But other than those, she's done, you guys. Done. The public gets no more personal images, PERIOD. Except for this photo of her in a horse hoodie. Oh god, it's all so sad. I hope this kissy face isn't the last thing she shares! Or this photo of her sticking her tongue out while wearing a sassy shirt!

Speaking of her fashion choices, Miley says she's totally over celebrities who dress provocatively, because real talent shines through naturally:

A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits. I don't want to be a glorified model. They just walk on stage and it's all about their clothes -- or lack of clothes.

Well, there you have it: despite the fact that she's baring navel-deep cleavage on the front of the very magazine she said this to, Miley doesn't want to be known for her skin-baring outfits. I'm certain she'll be covering up any minute now ... just as soon as she dials back the self-obsessed Twitpics.

Are you pretty impressed by Miley Cyrus's ability to deliver Alanis levels of irony in this interview, or what?


Image via ELLE

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kissa... kissandtell

She's such a hypocrite.

MamaC... MamaCatShively

She just keeps digging herself into a hole.  She comes across as an entitled bitch with nothing better to do...or she thinks we have nothing better to do than follow her every move.  I'm sure there are people who do just that but I imagine most of them are 12 and don't know what a wench this chick really is.  And I'm saying this based soley on her comments and how she presents herself.  She could very well be the sweetest person on the planet - I don't know her personally so I can't say but if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

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