Gwyneth Paltrow Calls Herself a 'Disaster' in Effort to Make Us Like Her (VIDEO)

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Don't you hate it when you put on an outfit and go outside and then you're all, Whoopsie daisy! This thing is totally see-through! Zoinks! Oh, you mean that doesn't happen to you? Hmmm. Well, it happened to Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth put on a long dress for the Iron Man 3 premiere and it was only as she was headed down the carpet that she realized, well, you can totally see her ass. Because this wasn't obvious before. (Cough.)

Anyway, whether or not you believe Gwyneth's dress with the transparent side panels was just a happy accident and not a deliberate ploy to show off her 22-year-old stripper's ass, Gwyneth claims her grooming wasn't exactly up to the view. She told Ellen DeGeneres:

Yeah, oh, I kind of had a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV ... Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor ... So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day ... I work a '70s vibe. You know what I mean?

If by '70s she means wacka chicka wacka chicka! And the visual of Gwynie's assistants running for a razor to give her a dry shave -- where? I don't think I wanna know.

Gwyneth also goes into detail about her "World's Most Beautiful" title. She says her initial reaction was that she genuinely thought someone was playing a joke on her. For a minute. She made sure she talked to her shrink about it, because Gwyneth should not suffer even one dang minute of insecurity!

Anyway, Gwyn sounds like she's working overtime to embarrass herself so that we'll like her more. I don't have anything against GPal -- though admittedly I'm sick of looking at her legs -- but after first being voted most hated celeb, and then most beautiful, Gwyneth must feel like a prom queen that no one wants to take to the prom.

Do you think Gwyneth is really insecure?


Image via Ellen DeGeneres Show

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mandy... mandysue88

Hateful much! Jeeze u can tell your a jealous person. You know envy is a sin right?

CPN322 CPN322

She could be. A lot of really beautiful women are. And how could you get sick of looking at perfect legs?? I didn't realize just how gorgeous they were until I looked at the pictures of her in this dress you are saying shows her ass.....which really, all I saw was the side, and it's a nice view so nothing to be embarassed of. Gorgeous dress. Though I will say, I think she is beautiful but not the most beautiful. And yes, you sound incredibly jealous. Stop it. You are pretty too.

akPhilly akPhilly

why is it when someone dares to say they don't care for someone, then automatically they're jealous? I mean, be serious. Have you never just simply not cared for someone just because they rubbed you the wrong way, or annoyed you, or they just weren't for you? If you want to pretend you haven't , pretend there isn't some actress or celebrity that you find at least mildly annoying, then fine. To me, this article doesn't sound like it was written by a jealous person. If it was all, 'She's so ugly, & I hate her!', then maybe, but it was just touching on the ridiculousness of someone wearing a sheer dress then pretending they had no idea it was sheer. And when celebritites go from saying things like 'it's no accident' or talking about her 'stripper's ass', then turn around & try to act like they're some kind of klutz, it's like, come on. It does come off as kind of transparent. If anyone wants to accuse me of being jealous, fine. If I was going to be jealous of a celeb, I think I'd pick someone like Jessica Biel, or SJP, or Jennifer Aniston, women like that.

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