Don't you hate it when you put on an outfit and go outside and then you're all, Whoopsie daisy! This thing is totally see-through! Zoinks! Oh, you mean that doesn't happen to you? Hmmm. Well, it happened to Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth put on a long dress for the Iron Man 3 premiere and it was only as she was headed down the carpet that she realized, well, you can totally see her ass. Because this wasn't obvious before. (Cough.)
Anyway, whether or not you believe Gwyneth's dress with the transparent side panels was just a happy accident and not a deliberate ploy to show off her 22-year-old stripper's ass, Gwyneth claims her grooming wasn't exactly up to the view. She told Ellen DeGeneres:
Yeah, oh, I kind of had a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV ... Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor ... So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day ... I work a '70s vibe. You know what I mean?
If by '70s she means wacka chicka wacka chicka! And the visual of Gwynie's assistants running for a razor to give her a dry shave -- where? I don't think I wanna know.
Gwyneth also goes into detail about her "World's Most Beautiful" title. She says her initial reaction was that she genuinely thought someone was playing a joke on her. For a minute. She made sure she talked to her shrink about it, because Gwyneth should not suffer even one dang minute of insecurity!
Anyway, Gwyn sounds like she's working overtime to embarrass herself so that we'll like her more. I don't have anything against GPal -- though admittedly I'm sick of looking at her legs -- but after first being voted most hated celeb, and then most beautiful, Gwyneth must feel like a prom queen that no one wants to take to the prom.
Do you think Gwyneth is really insecure?
Image via Ellen DeGeneres Show