farrah abrahamTeen Mom Farrah Abraham allegedly has a new show. The weird mom of one shared online that she's venturing back into TV to "help out a few girlfriends."

Wait. You don't think her "girlfriends" are her "breasts" and by "helping them out" she's going to go make another porno, do you?

I hope not.

As she, her dad, and her toddler wrap up negotiations on the sale of her adult film with James Deen, it sounds like Farrah's already moving on to bigger and better with this new show she's supposedly going to be on.

Granted, you have to take everything Farrah says with a grain of salt. She's the one who lied about making a sex tape (when really it was a porno), made up a fake boyfriend to get on Couples Therapy (which didn't pan out), and is so delusional that she's convinced she can sing (which she can't, at all).

I cannot imagine what show she's going on, but something tells me it will be on a high-brow channel like VH1 or Oxygen, maybe even Lifetime, if she's lucky.

I perused some of the programming on those channels to see what would fit with "helping out some girlfriends" and there's Bad Girls Club, Find Me My Man, Girlfriend Confidential L.A., Dance Moms (one can only dream), and I'm Having Their Baby, which would write itself.

Whatever show she's on, I'll be watching. Farrah has been an endless, endless! source of entertainment over the last few weeks, and I can't wait to see what she does next.

Do you a) think Farrah's actually got a new show, and b) if she does, will you watch?


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