miley cyrusI'm not sure how or when it happened, but somehow, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's rocky engagement has become one of our national obsessions. Will they, or won't they? Should they? (Probably not.) One week they're on, the next, they're off. Regardless of what's true and what's false, one thing's for sure -- there is most definitely trouble in paradise, and it may be more fatal to these crazy kids' relationship than we know.

After rapper Snoop Lion, who has been collaborating with Miley on her new album, and Billy Ray made remarks about how they doubt the "I do"s will ever take place, new sources are popping up to note that there's not even a question: The wedding is never ever happening. To quote Miley's one-time BFF, Taylor, "Like, ever."

A source close to Liam reports that his "family thought he was hasty to get engaged." Okay, fine. But that's not the nail in the coffin, right? Parents are often worked up over and opposed to their kids' wedding plans -- and does it stop them? Pfft! No!

But then there's what another source had to say:

The wedding is not happening. They’ve been on and off a lot. They’re smart not to rush into a marriage under those conditions. They’re not done, but they are dissolving.

Womp womp. I wouldn't be so quick to believe this if it didn't make so much sense! They're very likely doing the sloooow, painful breakup dance that's dragged out and back and forth forever before ultimately, completely imploding.

Then again, maybe they're just two young stars who aren't sure what they want just yet. Like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. They're not supposed to know what they want just yet. There's no rush for them to walk down the aisle. Maybe Miley and Liam would be better off taking their time, maybe breaking up for a while to find themselves, or even rockin' a Brangelina-style engagement that drags on for a few more years. Seriously, any of those options would be far less painful to watch!

Do you think Miley and Liam will wed?

 

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