How many bags does it take for a Kardashian to get from Point A to Point B? If you're Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner, and you're going to the UK for a quick jaunt, the answer is 14. Fourteen pieces of luggage. And that's in addition to the gaggle of nannies, bodyguards, and assistants that were reportedly also in tow. That's ... gross.
When you have kids, you have to bring more shit with you. I know that. Been there, son. But Mason and Penelope can't possibly need more than a suitcase each at the very most. Penelope doesn't even need shoes yet! Why are there so many bags?! I'm an over-packer, too, but this really is taking things to another level. Did they bring their own bedding? Their own hotel furnishings? A bag designated for US snacks because they hate British candy? (Who hates British candy?!) Presents for Kate Middleton? This is insane, and I can't. I won't.
Every once in a while, it dawns on me that the Kardashians and their associates -- Scott Disick, Khloe's friends, etc. -- are rich and famous all because Kim made a sex tape with the brother of a famous singer. It's nuts when you think about it. I mean, Scott Disick gets paid for club appearances -- because his girlfriend's sister had sex on camera. That's weird, you guys.
So, yeah. The 14 pieces of luggage thing just kind of irks me. Not only because, sweet Jesus, that's excessive. But because if Kim never boned Ray J on camera, they'd probably only be traveling with two.
Do you find this to be excessive?
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