Kris Jenner Claims She's the Queen of Everything in the Most Obnoxious Way

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kris jennerPink block added by me.In case you are the last person on the planet who actually doesn't think that Kardashian dictator Kris Jenner isn't one of the most abhorrent people on Earth, here's something that should forever change your mind. While attending an E! event to promote her family's reality show, Kris showed off her iPhone case that read: Queen of F*cking Everything, without the asterisks.

In case you're defending her, like, Oh, that's just her cellphone case, what's the big deal? It's not like she went there flaunting it or anything.

Oh, but she did. First of all, there's nothing accidental nor unplanned when it comes to that family. Every move is plotted and calculated and manipulated to get the most press and ultimately milk the most money -- if they orchestrated a sex tape, they definitely contrived a cellphone case.

Second of all, Kris went so far as to pose with the case in front of her face. Listen. It's one thing to strike a pose at 57, it's entirely another to act like a teenage rap star and pretend like you're king or queen of fucking everything. What's next -- is Kris going to start wearing enormous gold chains and replace her teeth with diamonds?

If I'm one of her kids, I'm mortified right now. All I can think about is that SNL skit in which Kristen Wigg plays Kris as fame-hungry, youth-obsessed momager pretending to be Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe's sister.

Who knew that reality would prove stranger than fiction. She's no sister, she's the queen of fucking everything.

What do you think of Kris' kase?

 

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