Question: If you were shopping your sex tape around to various porn companies, who would you bring? A) No one; B) Your dad; C) Your 4-year-old daughter; D) Your dad and your daughter. If you answered D, you should buy yourself one of those broken heart best friend charms and mail Teen Mom Farrah Abraham the other half, because you guys have got a lot in common. Yes, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, for whatever reason, thought it was a good idea to bring both her dad and toddler daughter to the Vivid Entertainment offices to negotiate her sex tape with porn star James Deen.
But wait. It gets creepier.
Some of the more salacious websites are reporting that Farrah's dad thinks his girl has talent, while others are saying that Dad was just there for support. According to Us Weekly, when Farrah's father, Michael, was asked whether he was part of the negotiation, he replied that he was just there to "support" his daughter, saying: "She's just trying to figure out what's going on." Meanwhile, Farrah ran her mouth on the subject, saying: "My dad's just very supportive. And like any business person, I need to handle this situation the best way for my future ... My dad's just here helping me out, and I wanted to bring Soph out here as well. I'm just getting a couple different offers for two other companies, and I think it's just smart that I'm hearing what each company has to say and really hearing out everything so I can process it."
Yeah, Farrah. That's you. Smart.
I, personally, am finding the fact that Farrah brought her child to porn offices frightening; and the fact that she brought her father with her unbelievably gross. I mean, good god, what woman would want their dad there during such a time? Shouldn't Farrah try to hide this shit from him? She's immersing the man in it. And again -- her 4-year-old daughter.
I really hope that no one offers Farrah the million dollars she wants for this sex tape. I don't care if she shoots gold fairy dust out of her vagina during the thing. It isn't worth it. She needs to be put in her place. And her daughter needs to go home and lead a normal life.
What do you think of this?
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