Kim Kardashian Gives Kris Humphries What He Deserves In Divorce

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Kim KardashianWell, we all know by know that Kim Kardashian is finally a free woman. Her divorce from Kris Humphries was finalized this week, so she no longer has to worry about the basketball star being her husband of record when she gives birth to Kanye West's baby. But now the details of the the divorce settlement are coming out, and it looks like Kris got exactly what he deserved.

Well, exactly what you'd expect for a guy who didn't even bother to show up at his own divorce hearing, that is.

Yup, a week after Kris was a no-show at a mandatory court appearance in his case with Kim, he pulled another no-show this week. This time he sent his lawyer, Benjamin Johnson, who was able to not only agree to the divorce on his client's behalf but also get an order that Kris appear and explain why he'd missed last week's hearing dropped. Kim reportedly stepped in on Kris' behalf and convince the judge not to fine him for the no show -- sounds like girlfriend just REALLY wanted this over with.

Which was more or less the only good news for Kris. Turns out the Brooklyn Nets player is reportedly getting nothing out of the divorce except the ability to legally marry someone else.

Got that? Nothing.

Not the $7 million he was asking for at one point.

No money to cover his legal fees.


And you know what? That seems fair.

It's not like Kris helped Kim build up the Dash empire here. He was hitched to her for 72 DAYS. It takes longer than that to build your average house; forget the many businesses where Kim makes her money.

And as a basketball player in the NBA, it's not like Kris exactly depended on Kim to help him pay his bills. He got a $24 million re-signing bonus from the Nets last year. A stay at home mom who gave up her earning potential to raise the kids he is not.

Each of them are reportedly going to have to pay their own legal fees, but otherwise, it's over. She's free!

Do you think Kris should have gotten more or is this just right?


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Stephanie Anne-Marie Mcdaniel

yay! no more divorce drama! althought it is HILARIOUS that he didnt get a dime. good for her.

Angie Whitmore-Dyer

Im just glad this is over with so we dont have to hear about it anymore! I never understood why Kris Humphries was being such a duesch, then doesnt bother to even show up?!?! LATER GATOR!!

twili... twilightsbella

As much as i cant stand kim i do think this judgement is right. He wasnt married long enough to earn anything from her

Darlene A Carroll

Why does this sound like a poor Kim story. Kim the person who conned Kris to believe she loved him. Married him to make a few bucks off a tv show. Dumped him days after saying vows that would have him believe they would be together until death us do part. They slepted around with different men until she got knocked up. Now it's poor Kim because Kris meant every word and action he took with his wife. Yes she was his wife not co-actor. I believe she broke his heart and if she was to treat him as a co-actor and not the husband that he was then he deserved half the proceeds the she made for putting on this muse of a marriage.

lovem... lovemy2sons25

Haha I love it!! Kris was a complete asshole im glad kim realized that and left him and didn't get pregnant by him cause she'd be stuck dealing with him forever!! And I highly doubt she broke his heart cause yeah she got with somebody else ONE person kanye west but he was with other people too, there was a possibilty he had fathered a child so obviously that means he slept with that woman and he was still legally married too, so he's not Mr. Innocent by no means and he got what he deserved which was absolutely nothing!!!! I was married once and I got a divorce and I started dating my boyfriend before my divorce was finalized so what? When its over its over!! It wasn't her fault the divorce was taking so long!! She had every right to move on with her life. Me and my boyfriend have been together for 4 years now and he's the father of my 2 kids and I don't regret the fact that we got together before my divorce was finalized, my ex husband had another girlfriend before our divorce was finalized too so it was never an issue or a big deal.

lovem... lovemy2sons25

We got married when we were 19 divorced when we were 21 and we didn't have any kids or property together so it was simple.

Melan... MelanieJK

I think they both deserve to  suffer some pain for not taking the whole thing seriously.    It appears to have been only about a wedding and never about a marriage.    People  who get married in a drunken stupor to someone they just met in Vegas are more serious.

Gerry Graham

Kris got just what he was suppose to get nothing go get them Kim you got the best deed and didn't have to pay that half man nothing he needs to grow some balls and become a man. He is nothing and never will be nothing he can't even play basketball right

momz608 momz608

I agree he didn't even bother to show up go screw yourself. Pay the lawyer with your own money.

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

He should have received half the proceeds from their fake wedding but I suspect Kim kept it all.

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