Robert Pattinson’s Stunning PDA With Kristen Is a Game-Changer for Them Both

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rob kristen coachellaIt sure was exciting when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted at Coachella holding hands. But you know what? That was not the most exciting Robsten/Coachella moment. And we are SO not finished stalking Rob and Kristen (via tabloids) at Coachella. Nor are we finished pouring over every last photo of Rob and Kristen in order to divine the exact mood and status of their alleged relationship. Not by a long shot.

Fans, I give you: Robert Pattinson Puts His Hand on Kristen Stewart's Ass. Yes, that happened. And fortunately for us all, someone with a smartphone was there to capture it. Now let's discuss in detail what this all means.

Obviously this is the sign of a strong and healthy relationship! Says The Stir's totally made-up relationship expert Belinda Ornaught. Holding hands can be faked -- and often is. Entire fictional Hollywood marriages are built on fake hand-holding and exquisitely brief pecks on the mouth. But pats on the butt? Now that is true love.

Casualy placing your hand upon your girlfriend's backside during a concert indicates a certain kind of intimacy not typically found between two young people who are just keeping up appearances for the public. I know I've been a doubter. I've not believed these two are really a committed couple -- but now? I think I'm nearly convinced. That ass pat moved me. It's... the sincerest expression of affection I think I've ever seen pass between Rob and Kristen. I'm... I'm... why I'm tearing up here, I'm so touched!

Unless this was just Rob hoping to get lucky that night? Nahhh.

What do you think it means that Rob laid his hand upon Kristen's buttocks?

 

Image via @famousweekly/Instagram

 

celeb couples, kristen stewart, robert pattinson

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Coles... Coles_mom

Poring- not pouring.

nonmember avatar Juliette

This is a beautiful and loving gesture from Robert, he is a wonderful and caring Man, adore him and Kristen, I am sorry I cannot get enough of the "Twighlight Trio" that is why the Twihards will always support them in any way possible, even bought Kristen's Perfume to support her, waiting for Rob' fim Rover, want to see Grown Up 2 with Taylor in movie!

Ashley Hayes

THis isnt anything new pepole

Crystal Gordon

"That ass pat moved me" ROFLMAO!!!! rolling on floor

Barbara Coleman

HE'S GOING TO GET LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nonmember avatar KStew Krew

Really? Not really a committed couple???? WTF are you serious. You are blind or stupid or maybe just both...yeah both. He has placed his hand on her ass several times in the past. As a matter of fact, I think he prefers his hand there at all times, as does she. He is a self proclaimed ass man for heaven's sake. Get a clue before you write an article on someone.

nonmember avatar Holly

Who even knows if that is Robert!!

Katelyn Joyner

You guys NEVER GIVE THEM FUCING SPACE IF YOU REALLY GAVE A SHIT YOU WOULD LEAVE THEM AND CELEBS ALONE FUCK YOU POBIZZI

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