Guess who Kristen Stewart almost ran into at Coachella? I'll give you a hint: She's skinny, dark-haired, and she probably considers KStew a total homewrecker. That's right -- according to a source, Kristen Stewart and Liberty Ross nearly had a close encounter at Coachella. And apparently it rattled poor Kristen.
Can you imagine, those two running into each other? What would they even say? "Oh, hey Liberty. You're looking great. Good thing we both ditched Rupert, right? Heh heh ..." There would be so much uncomfortable discomfort and awkward awkwardness, I think Kristen would probably die of an awkward attack right then and there.
So here's how it went down. Kristen was hanging out with Robert Pattinson (duh) and their pal Katy Perry on one end of the festival. And then Liberty was partying with new boyfriend, record producer/mogul Jimmy Iovine, and their pal Bono over at the Diesel + Edun Studio Africa Event at Tally Horse Ranch (um, what?!?). But then Liberty wandered over to the Jurassic 5 concert, which is where Kristen was. And supposedly KStew freaked out like she'd just run into her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the high school prom. Quoth a source:
Kristen has tried so hard to put everything from last year behind her -- and she still feels incredibly guilty. She and Rob had turned a massive corner in recent months and they were both there to enjoy themselves. The last thing she wanted to do was make Liberty feel uncomfortable, either. She looked pretty upset in the backstage bar later on that evening,
Or maybe she was just disappointed that Jurassic 5 only played songs from the new album. Anyway, now it's time for conspiracy theory number 812: Liberty Ross hired Kristen to break up her marriage so she could date someone infinitely cooler, like Jimmy Iovine. Because look -- she's dating Jimmy Iovine now. And maybe she went to Coachella partly so she could thank Kristen in person.
Okay, that was a fun little trip to Crazyland. I mean, Jimmy is cool, but he's also 60, and you can only be so cool at 60 without actually being a Rolling Stone. Anyhoo ...
Much ado about nothing! Chances are, Kristen and Liberty are going to bump into each other again sometime in their lives. And I hope they can both keep their heads when they do. Maybe they'll toast each other's health and laugh it all off.
What do you think Liberty would do to Kristen if she met her in person?
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