Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Now Married Since They Were Caught Holding Hands in Public

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kristen stewart robert pattinsonLook no further if you want proof that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in fact back on. The Twilight lovers made their way through crowds of fringy vests, neon Ray-Ban sunglasses, and "vintage" concert t's over the weekend at Coachella -- holding hands. Yep. Heard it here first. Unless you were there, in which case, heard it here second.

Now. When's the wedding?

I'm thinking some time next May would be nice. It's not too hot then, yet they can still exchange their vows outside. Ooh, they should totally do one of those long farm table set-ups. Maybe haphazardly drape a bunch of mismatched tablecloths over it. Different sized candles. And they should ask some of their guests -- not all of them -- to wear fedoras. (Shot by Mario Testino, obvs.) It will all be very Free People.

No, but, seriously. Rob and Kristen were holding hands, guys. That's huge! They may as well just have had sex on the ground right then and there for all to see. They're back together! Officially. No more wondering "are they or aren't they?" Talk about resting easy tonight, folks. All is right in the world again. 

Until we see them in a photo not holding hands. Then the wedding's off and they hate each other. And Kristen's a lesbian.

Thoughts on Rob and Kristen holding hands?

 

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Coles... Coles_mom

I hate the way she slouch-walks. I just want to tell the poor girl to stand up straight!

hello... hellokd87

That was my first thought when I saw the picture! But LMAO to the article. I love how it mocks the way journalists analyze every move.

BiBi Frederick Waltslady

LMAO this was hilarious!! lol she walks as if the ground is on fire and shes afraid to take a step LOL

Rashi Nanda

can you come up with something better? leave those two alone! It's none of your business!

Yuliziitha Pte

NO SE PERO A MI PENSAR ME ENCANTA TODO DESDE LA FORMA EN COMO LO CUENTA HASTA DE LA NOTICIA DE LA QUE TRATA

nonmember avatar Melissa

I think it's funny that it shows a pic of them not holding hands, and they don't even look like

they're together....



Yvonne Ramos

all the pics they arent holding hands he holds her wrist in one picture shes holding his back pocket sort of in another his hands are balled in fist and neither of them look happy in any of the pics seriously so whats the big deal they dont have to be a couple to do that they can be friends with benefits hello

Lalaine Marie D. Garcia

I see indifference in Robert. Not like before. Kristen is trying to keep up with him. As if she is begging for his attention. Not romantic.

Maritza Ventura

It would make my year if they really were back together, but, in my opinion, I don't think they are, at least how they used to be. In the picture, it seems like Rob has his hand in a fist while Kristen is trying to hold it. Like I said before, this is just my opinion...

nonmember avatar Nisha

I am just really tired of some of your comments and don’t know why I read them at all. But first off all they are holding hands so who ever says that they are not he/she did not see all the pics. Second yes they don’t look happy on some pictures but is it occurred to you that maybe they don’t look happy because they have just spotted paparazzi taking pictures of them and they clearly hate that. They have been pretty much inseparable since Rob came back from Australia. So it is clearly that they are not only couple but couple in love because why would they spend so much time together if they did not miss each other so desperately. What they don’t like is no privacy and insults from the paparazzi who are always on their tail. Just leave them alone. Don’t be so jealous of them and their love. They are in love! Its so obvious!

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