‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Gets Embarrassingly Low Offer for Her Adult Film

farrah abrahamIt's physically tough to write about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham because the news about her is just so cringe-worthy that my fingers cramp up and my eyes slam shut. I'm typing this right now with my nose, because after hearing that Farrah's been offered only $100,000 for her sex video that she'd hoped would sell for $2 million is just so embarrassing, my whole body is writhing with sympathy humiliation pains.

A Canadian porn distributor, which sounds doubly as skeezy as an American one because the supposed mustaches of the producers are likely double the size in the Great White North, has allegedly offered the MTV-lebrity roughly 5 percent of what she thought her porno with James Deen would fetch. OUCH.

BangYouLater.com, the name of this Canadian porn palace, has sent Farrah an offer letter in which they tell her she can be a "bigger star than Kim Kardashian", then go on to say that Farrah should get in touch with them so they can discuss what her video's really worth, which is to say, not that fucking much.

You know, I really hope this low-ball offer gives Farrah the perspective she needs. Maybe this embarrassment will encourage her to step out of the spotlight for a while, to maybe, you know, focus on being a parent, then in a few months, she can sell an exclusive interview or pitch a book deal about her porn past and make money that way. It's the sane thing to do.

Unfortunately, I doubt Farrah has the self-awareness to realize she's making an enormous fool of herself (and as a result, her daughter) and she'll continue down this sordid path of having sex on camera for money.

Word is she's already talking about starring in an adult film with Angelica Lane ... maybe Farrah thinks that if no one wants to see her do it with a dude, perhaps doing it with a woman could give her the payday she "deserves."

I need 10 Advil and a massage -- I'm cringing so hard, my hip just popped out of place.

What do you think?

 

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nonmember avatar Lexi jordan

"A Canadian porn distributor, which sounds doubly as skeezy as an American one because the supposed mustaches of the producers are likely double the size in the Great White North" WTF is that suppose to mean???

Samfan97 Samfan97

What a train wreck. I hope she collects herself and looks for a respectable way to earn a living.

nonmember avatar leah

EWW.... Is all I can say I think she's adictied to making money since teen mom and she will do anything to make a but load of cash at one time lol I don't think she cares for her kid where's her child all I've heard is Farrah porn here there DUI there and blah blah blah like wth

Vegeta Vegeta

She looks like a 60 year old with boob implants... You sure she's a teen? Also I doubt you have any concept of embarrassment if your trying to sell a sex video for ANY amount of money.

Donna Williams

I guess my biggest concern would be for her daughter.  "Mommy my friend told me you had sex for money.  Can I do that too?"  I know there are a million porn girls, don't know why she felt it necessary to be one as well. 

Alain... Alainalynn

Why the canadian bash?? Rude

Lobelle Lobelle

Skeezy Canadians? Way to alienate an entire country of readers. I'm sure that will do wonders for your ad sales

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