If Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Got Matching Tattoos, They're Doomed Just Like These Former Celeb Couples

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kristen stewart robert pattinsonFirst and foremost, a very happy birthday to Kristen Stewart. Without her, I'm sure the Internet would be 91 percent porn instead of only 90. So, thanks, KStew, you rock. Now that that's out of the way, let's gossip about her life with Robert Pattinson, and this wedding they were at in Texas over the weekend, and what the hell she was doing at a tattoo parlor.

Apparently, Kristen got a little restless in Marfa (the town in western Texas that was the spot of her friend's nuptials) and drove two hours to El Paso to Sun City tattoo parlor. It was a couple of fans who spotted her there and subsequently uploaded their pic with the actress to Twitter, natch.

So did KStew get some ink? Dunno. Was RPattz there? Not sure. But, I do know that if those two decided to get matching or otherwise coordinating tattoos, they're in deep trouble. Celebs who get inked together never stay together!

Remember when a goth Angelina Jolie had Billy Bob Thorton's name tattooed above a dragon on her bicep? Yeah, that ended well. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline inked matching pink and blue dice on their wrists after tying the knot. That was smart.

Brody Jenner, whom I'm taking great liberty calling him a celebrity, has a thing for getting tattoos with his girlfriends. He and Avril Lavigne tattooed each other's names on their bodies, he also did the same with girlfriend Jayde Nicole. Brody's currently single.

Eva Longoria and ex-husband Tony Parker also likely regret their decision to share some ink, same with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, and Christina Aguilera and ex Jordan Bratman.

And most recently, it's been reported that Russell Brand is having a tattoo removed that he got with ex-wife Katy Perry just after announcing their engagement.

So, Rob and Kristen, slow your roll on the matching tattoo idea. For most stars, it's the ink of death.

Do you think matching tattoos are a good idea?


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nonmember avatar Jay

Uh, yeah, Robert wasn't in Texas. He was in LA on both Friday and Saturday nights hanging with Joaquin Phoenix. There are multiple photos of him with Joaquin and friends on Friday night and multiple sightings of him at Tom Gormican's birthday on Saturday night.

nonmember avatar Samantha

I my husbands name tattooed on me and we have been together 4 years and married July 2011 and forever in love

Karen Cagle

MY husband and I have tattoo's on our hands with the other name in Hebrew and Japanese. So if we were ever to split no one would ever know what it really says...lol.

Susan Nash

You know what? Let them do what they want. Why should it matter to anyone else.

seely... seely1979

How does anyone know that they got matching tattoos? Maybe it was something to do with Twilight. Maybe it is Bella and Edward or Lion and Lamb thing. Give them a break.

Joyce Morrow

tattoos r ridiculous to me  u have all that ink over ur body it looks nasty  if u want a small one fine but just 1

nonmember avatar Star

I don't think coordinating tattoos are all that bad of an idea. I had wanted a certain tattoo for a years before I met my husband. After being together for a few years he asked me to get my tattoo exactly how I wanted it and he would get his a little different for his birthday. At the time I wasn't sure it was a good idea but I believe in us and its something I wanted for years. We also don't have the EXACT same tattoo. I say life is about taking risks and learning when you fall so if a couple feels its ok for them, let them. No need to put your insecurities on them.

Sareena Cullen

In Thailand better for you:)

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