Well, it's no surprise the rumors are already swirling about Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine Guidici. Haven't you heard the latest? They're breaking up, fighting, spending time apart, blah blah blah. You know the drill.

This was bound to happen. It always does. But usually, the couple tries to defend their love for as long as humanly possible. Fast forward a couple of Us Weekly covers later, and boom. They're done for good.

Right now we're still in the phase where the couple tries to defend themselves. But Sean? Eh, not so much. You see, he did try to deny the break-up rumors but ... let's just say he's doing a really bad job at it.

When asked about the reports claiming the newly engaged couple is unhappy, Sean confessed ...

It's all fictitious, for the most part. So I just laugh it off.

And the award for the most confusing sentence ever goes to ... SEAN LOWE! Congrats, Sean. You've managed to deny and confirm break-up rumors in one measly response.

I mean, "for the most part"? What the hell is that about? What is he hiding in that little bleached blonde head of his? He's obviously implying that some of the rumors are true then, isn't he? Or else his response would have been "It's all fictitious. Every single damn part is fictitious."

I mean, the media is just beating his relationship to the ground lately. I would have expected a much stronger response from him. I'm just not buying it. And I'd be on board to try to believe in these two if they actually put in a little effort to convince me. But eh, I've just lost it for these guys. 

I give it two more weeks.

Do you think Sean and Catherine will last?


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