Are you one of the many True Blood fans who felt like they got robbed -- robbed! -- by that pathetic excuse for a hook-up Alcide and Sookie had a while back? And after all those (empty) promises about a hot & heavy werewolf/faerie fusion, too ... okay, maybe there weren't actually any promises made, but there were hints. Lots of nudging/winking Oooooh, Sookie and Alcide are so gonna get it on!
And what did we get? We got a too-sloshed-to-snog Sookie puking all over her potential partner. Nice one, Sookie. If you like piña coladas, indeed. At least we can always hold on to the hope that maybe, just maybe Sookie and Alcide might rekindle their romance in season 6 ... right?
Except, well, here's the thing ... the odds seem to be stacked against the star-crossed lovers. Mostly due to Alcide's (reluctant) promotion to the position of pack master, which, besides taking up tons of his time, will apparently offer unlimited access to all the, um, tail he can handle. Says actor Joe Manganiello:
"Alcide is now the pack master, which means he has lots of dating options ... it's good to be the pack master! I remember I asked the producer, 'What do pack masters do all day?' And they're like, 'They get all the were-bitches!'"
Hmm, I don't know if I'm gonna like this new, self-important Alcide ... though I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens. In the meantime, check out this video from earlier on in Sookie & Alcide's relationship, when he was super-sweet and protective (and SHIRTLESS):
Oh, Joe Manganiello. Can you say, "Washboard"?
Do you think Sookie and Alcide will get together in True Blood season 6?
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