Saying that I was riveted by this video featuring Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici after a Dancing With the Stars post-party sounds a little embarrassing, so I'll just say that I found it very, very interesting. I mean, it kind of made my day and if you're anything like me, you'll stare at this paparazzi video with wide, believing eyes as you observe an intoxicated Sean and a tipsy Catherine soak up every ounce of limelight while revealing never so subtly that they're not going to last. Like, at all.
Because anyone who has to say over and over how much they love each other, and how they think the other person is soooo wonderful, and how their relationship couldn't be better, definitely has something to hide. Are they trying to convince us that they're in love, or themselves?
And when Sean rattles off reasons why he supposedly loves Catherine ... "Ummmmmmmmmm, she's intelligent and uhhhhhhh she's special" ... oh god it's so awkward.
Then, then! When they're trying to get in the cab and Catherine stops and poses, arm akimbo, for some final picture taking, ugh, that was so cringe-worthy.
If you didn't believe that Catherine was just in this for the fame, you might change your tune after watching this video.
Fast-forward to the 17-minute mark and enjoy through the end. Keep an ear out for the paparazzi who hammers it home and says to Sean (who's out of ear shot), "it ain't gonna work out dude, anyway."
OK, watch. Do you think these two stand a chance?
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