Look, I'm not trying to hate on the Kardashians. I'm really not. I get why they're so popular -- and actually, I happen to be a fan myself. But that doesn't mean I'm oblivious to the fact that they are probably the most annoying people in Hollywood.
No seriously, it's true. And I didn't even realize how ridiculous it was until I started doing research for this article. I thought they were bad before, but they're really crossing the line now.
Want proof? Check out what Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and the rest of the krew have been doing on camera lately. Don't make me say I told you so.
In this video, Khloe chooses not to speak. Just a bunch of high-pitched screeches and some tongue action will do. Talking is so last season.
This clip shows Kim being so tired and yet so bored at the same time. Poor Kim. Perhaps she should watch this video herself, it'll put her right to sleep.
Now let's take a look at Kendall Jenner sitting in her room. Bored. Watching her favorite movie. Well wait, it used to be her favorite movie. Now it's not. Sorry.
I'm keeking. Are you keeking? I'm keeking. Let's have a keek-off. Keek.
Even Kris Jenner is taking a stab at this whole shebang. And it's kind of weird ... not gonna lie. Grown women shouldn't be keeking. Just saying.
Here we have Khloe and Kylie Jenner saying the word "keek" over and over. Then they address the size of Khloe's tongue. Good times.
In this video, Kourtney changes the word "glasses" to "glooses" and Khloe comes up with the word "keekastic" -- um, good one?
Big shout out to the editing team over at E! -- because clearly they do wonders to make these girls appear entertaining and lively on television. Let's face it, half of these videos are like watching paint dry while the other half are so obnoxious, you can't believe you're even watching to begin with.
Now I'm already anticipating a backlash of hatred from loyal Kardashian fans, but -- come ON -- can you really blame me?
Is this family becoming more and more obnoxious, or is it just me?