Laughable headline of the week has to go to OK! magazine, which is not only claiming that Khloe Kardashian is finally pregnant -- but that she doesn't know who the father is! Yes, according to OK!, Khloe could be pregnant with either husband Lamar Odom's baby orrrrrr .... Da-da-duhnnn!!! Who's da daddy? Any educated guesses?
Wellz, according to god knows who, Khloe has been spending a lot of alone time with rapper The Game. And now that Khloe is pregnant (supposedly), she doesn't know if the baby belongs to The Game or Lamar. I'm totally rooting for Lamar, because it would be super embarrassing for a kid to be named, say, Kandy Game.
Additionally, according to OK!, the Kardashian klan keeps trying to convince Lamar that the baby is really his, not The Game's. And how would they know? Seriously, were they there?!
But, you know, Lamar isn't sure -- and neither is Khloe! Da-da-duhhhnnn! I don't know how this is going to end, but I'm pretty damn sure it's not with Khloe having The Game's baby.
Tabloids get away with this kind of stuff because they know that it's not worth a celebrity's time or money to sue every single time there's a ridiculous and false headline about them. Also, they'd have to prove that it was done maliciously, and the tab can always say, "Well, this is what the source told us, we thought it could be true ... " Blah blah.
But you do have to wonder how Khloe, who really is trying to get pregnant, feels about these kinds of headlines. Imagine being a woman trying to get pregnant, and every other week, you're pregnant! Only not really! And it's not your husband's kid!
Didn't we just hear this story with Kourtney too? At least this one has the dubious advantage of having a real life ex-boyfriend reportedly willing to show his face (and his DNA) as the source of the rumor that Mason may not belong to Scott Disick.
That said, Khloe and all of the Kardashians (and most celebs for that matter, but particularly celebs of the reality show genre) have made, essentially, a pact with the devil. They get all of the perks fame bestows, and won't have to worry about money for the rest of their lives, not a small task considering that the Kardashian girls aren't exactly cut out for much.
But they have to deal with the downside too, such as tabloid fabrications, and presumably they know this. But I honestly don't know if it's worth it. Only they could tell you. And, let's face it, sometimes their real lives are just like a tabloid headline.
Now don't hold all this against me if it DOES turn out Khloe is pregnant with The Game's baby. Hey, sometimes these tabs get it right.
Do you think Khloe is pregnant with The Game's baby? Or anyone's?
Image via OK!
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