Thank GOD Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back on U.S. soil together -- and planning their wedding! I mean, sort of. Maybe. Let's face it, we don't know what the hell is going on with these two. But we do know they're hanging out because one of those trusty stalkerazzis caught them indulging in a romantic stroll around a Los Angeles neighborhood, looking deeply in love. Haha. Of course they didn't. They looked like they were two sulky strangers who happened to be walking in the same direction.

The couple (?) were spotted wandering around, picking up snacks at a local shop, posing for a photo with a fan, and fighting to see who could dress the most schlumpy. (It's a tie.)

Although they were never once caught kissing, holding hands, smiling, laughing, or even, you know, looking at each other, one can tell they were in deep conversation. And I think it went a little sumpthin' like this:

Kristen: Soooooo how was Australia?

Rob: Eh.

Kristen: In a bad mood?

Rob: Eh.

Kristen: I mean, you haven't smiled since ... I've known you.

Rob: Well, you don't either.

Kristen: I wasn't because you weren't.

Rob: Okay. You go.

Kristen: No, you.

Rob: You.

Kristen: I just did.

Rob: What? No, you didn't.

Kristen: I did. It was really fast. Now you.

Rob: You're a cheating little wench.

Kristen: Get over it, dude.

Ahhh, young love.

What do you think KStew and Rob were discussing?

 

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