If your craving for some Honey Boo Boo literature wasn't satisfied with the Honey Boo Boo comic book, Sensational New Adventures of Honey Boo Boo, then man do I have a surefire treat for you. Honey Boo Boo is coming out with a book, How to Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You (whew, that's a doozy), and it's going to be available on Amazon this summer.
But whoaaaa there. For those of you who were hoping that Alana Thompson would be the next Bravo TV best selling author a la Bethenny Frankel, you're gonna have to hold your horses. Apparently the book's NOT going to be written by the Boo Boos (as I love to call that family); instead, it'll be written by "Boo Boo experts."
Womp. I mean, yeah, it's cool that she'll have a book and all -- but the REAL stuff, the funny stuff, that's TOTALLY gonna come from Alana herself. I'm thinking a doodle book. A HUGE doodle book. Hey Alana, it's time to break out the crayons!
I could totally see a book of drawings done by Alana on sale at somewhere random like Urban Outfitters. In it, she'd draw her entire family, perhaps some animals, and oh GOD you know she'll draw a whole slew of her ultimate favorite foods. And that penmanship? I bet it is EXQUISITE.
Okay, I won't put the pressure on her just yet. The girl's pretty young to be crankin' out her own children's book. But I'm telling you, can't hurt to start drawing in your spare time, girlfriend. One day, those sketches are gonna bring in the big bucks.
Will you buy The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You?
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