It's been exactly one week since Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was arrested for a DUI -- and clearly in the past seven days, she's learned absolutely nothing. In fact, the MTV star doesn't even think she did anything wrong. Why, you ask? Because according to her, she wasn't even drunk the night of her arrest.
Now I know what you're thinking: didn't Farrah blow TWICE the legal limit on the breathalyzer that night?
Well, yes. But here's Farrah's version of the story (as summarized by moi) ...
So Farrah was really sick, you guys. Really, really sick. So sick she didn't even want to go out. But being the respectable, responsible young lady that she is, she decided to accompany her sister to a party to make sure she got home safely. What a great sister ...
So around 10 p.m. Farrah was so tired (not to mention sick, remember?) and wanted to go home. But, ugh! Her sister just didn't want to leave. So Farrah decided to throw a few brewskis back in the meantime. What better way to pass the time at a party, right?
Fast forward to 12:30 p.m. and there's a cop in Farrah's face and he's like ... TOTALLY mean, you guys. And yeah, she may have gotten a tad bit defensive, but it was ONLY because she was sick! Colds are no fun, you know?
So then she was forced to take a breathalyzer by the big, bad cop. And yeah, maybe she blew nearly twice the legal limit. But hello? SHE. WAS. SICK.
And that's how it went down ... Riiiiiight. Oh man, Farrah, you must have some defense team on your side to come up with this. Last time I checked, being sick doesn't make your alcohol level go up. You know what does make your alcohol level go up? Alcohol. Which you openly admitted to drinking earlier in the night to "pass the time." And since you did drink alcohol that night -- allegedly twice the legal limit -- you have no reasonable excuse to be in any driver's seat of any car.
Try again, Farrah.
Are you buying Farrah's excuse?
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