Tonight on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we picked up where we left off last week at Kandi Burruss' housewarming party, and Kenya Moore was in full cray mode. The minute she found out that her ex/fake-boyfriend, Walter, was there, she flipped the hell out.
There they were in a huge, crowded room, and she didn't even bring her security. Gasp. "He's a f*cking stalker," she yelled as she stormed out. Never mind the fact that Walter wants nothing to do with her and probably never did to begin with. First she called him gay, now a stalker. I bet he's so sorry that he signed up to pretend to be her boyfriend.
Kenya's manager, Don Juan (who was the one who actually invited Walter), kept trying to get Kenya to simmer down as she was about ready to mow down cars in the parking lot in order to make her escape. Don pegged her pretty well, saying, "She's dramatic as a mother f*cker." And then some.
The rest of the penultimate episode of the season was pretty tame. Gregg and NeNe got engaged again, but we all knew that was coming, so it wasn't all that exciting. Porsha Stewart went to a therapist and talked about how hard her miscarriage has been on her and how Kordell doesn't understand. And Kandi and Todd talked marriage and the possibility of using a surrogate to have a baby together so she doesn't get fat. I'm not sure I'd have been as okay with that whole conversation as she was, but she seemed happy.
The battle of the booty workout videos continued as both Kenya and Phaedra Parks each filmed theirs. Though they filmed separately with pretty much equal parts of cringe-worthiness -- Kenya in Atlanta and Phaedra in Los Angeles -- they had plenty of barbs for each other along the way.
Phaedra kept harping on the fact that Kenya bought her butt, calling it "Home Depot remodeled silicon buns." Kenya, meanwhile, kept talking about how Phaedra needs to drop 20 pounds and said comparing her and Phaedra would be like comparing Jessica Rabbit to SpongeBob SquarePants (that was actually pretty funny). I think they both know that the fighting makes for good publicity for both videos, and really, what else is there going to be to talk about on the upcoming reunion?
Can you believe Phaedra accused Walter of being a stalker? Whose booty workout video did you think looked better?
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