I was at a birthday party last night, for adults, mind you, and all anyone could do was pass around the phone to watch Miley Cyrus twerk. Not sure what twerking is? I wasn't either, but now, I mean, I'm kind of an expert. The Internet defines it as a dance in which one moves their body in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion. Add to that Miley's unicorn costume, and it's so much more. Watch the video and you'll see why a room full of grown-ups was mesmerized by her moves -- it'll just all make sense.
And wop, wop, wop, wop. Now leeeeeean.
You heard it here first: Miley's a star. Once a camera hog, always a camera hog, and it suits her. Goddamn it if I wasn't entertained the entire 2:15.
She's hotter than a baby in microwave.
Thoughts on Miley's twerking?
Photo via MileyCyrus/Twitter