Have you heard the one about Jon Hamm's ham? The Mad Men star was allegedly told that he needed to leave his commando ways behind and start wearing underwear on set since the tight pants of the late '60s were revealing too much of his impressive anatomy. Really, AMC? Trying to rein in that bald-headed giggle stick is like trying to pin a tail on Halley's Comet.
Hamm, as a matter of fact, actually responded to the rumor, admitting he's heard it, but won't comment on it. Boring! If Hamm can't acknowledge his gentleman's pistol, at least the Internet can. Here are the 10 best headlines to come out this larger than life Jon Hamm rumor.
And the best one goes to Philly.com:
Thanks for the laughs, Jon Hamm's penis. Thanks for the laughs.
What's your favorite headline?
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