Alert the press! Sound the alarms! Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back together and we can all finally sleep peacefully again. As we've previously reported, the Twilight duo reunited just a few days ago and it looks like they're on the right track again. Thank GOD.
I can only imagine how happy Kristen is to finally have Rob back. I mean, she reportedly hasn't been showering, has been wearing his dirty underwear, and doing all kinds of other weird stuff since he's been gone. So it's nice to see them back in a good place together. Yep, it seems like eeeeeeverything's back to normal.
But, wait a second. Am I the only one noticing that Kristen has forgotten to address one MAJOR issue? What about her new "other half" Taylor Lautner??
Remember him, Kristen? He's been there for you during this entire breakup. He partied with you, wore awkward backwards hats with you, gave you a shoulder to cry on ... And now Rob comes back into the picture so Taylor goes right out the window? This is just like Bella choosing Edward all over again!
You know, I really feel bad for this poor guy. It seems like he only comes into play when Rob and Kristen have problems. He's there to take Kristen to the batting cages. He's there to play practical jokes with Rob. But did either of them even think to send a card when Taylor turned 21 last month?!?!?! (Well, we actually have no confirmation if they did or didn't -- but I'm going to go ahead and guess they didn't.)
Ugh. You see? Taylor totally got played. And now he'll just disappear again until Rob and Kristen start to fight. But with their track record, that could just be a matter of days.
So until then, so long my sweet Taylor, so long.
Do you think Kristen used Taylor to get Rob back?
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