Like a leather couch sale, Lindsay Lohan's mugshots are becoming a semi-annual event. The harried actress just sat for her sixth installment in her series of portraits for the police, and by most accounts, it's her most successful snapshot to date. It's also her first time in that L.A.P.D.'s seat as a brunette, so there's that.

Let's take a look at Lindsay's six mugshots, shall we? And, unlucky for you, I've included some theories as to what she's probably saying to the cameraman in each of these pics. Good times.