Like a leather couch sale, Lindsay Lohan's mugshots are becoming a semi-annual event. The harried actress just sat for her sixth installment in her series of portraits for the police, and by most accounts, it's her most successful snapshot to date. It's also her first time in that L.A.P.D.'s seat as a brunette, so there's that.
Let's take a look at Lindsay's six mugshots, shall we? And, unlucky for you, I've included some theories as to what she's probably saying to the cameraman in each of these pics. Good times.
"Hey everyone. Cool policey shirts! It's cool, no need to make a fuss. I'm Lindsay Lohan. Mean Girls? Parent Trap? I'm sure we can clear up this issue of a 'small amount of cocaine' you found in my car. It's not like I'm a repeat offender or anything. And hey, you guys will let me know when you're going to take the picture, right? ... damn you."