Faye Resnick Is Most Hated ‘Housewife’ of All Time & She’s Not Even a ‘Housewife’

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faye resnickIt's really saying something when the most hated Real Housewife isn't even a Housewife, but I think after last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, former manicurist Faye Resnick deserves the honor. It's to be determined whether or not she's angling for a spot on the show or is just some sort of devil reincarnate with a horrible tan and even worse sense of style, but one thing's for sure: Faye's gotten on everyone's last fucking nerve.

Everyone's, that is, except for Kim Richards'. She was on Watch What Happens Live last night and was all, "Faye's a good person."

Please, Kim, please. Please try and not be such a wet blanket for once. Have a backbone and just say that Faye's the worst. And if you actually think that she's a nice lady, then you're crazier than I ever thought.

I suppose Kim feels like she needs to stick up for Faye because Faye's a close friend of Kyle's, but really? Kyle and Faye can have each other. I totally believe that they sit around Kyle's horrible store (I mean, her style is cut-hole-in-Moroccan-tablecloth-and-drape-over-head -- there's no way Kyle by Alene Too has anything worth browsing) and plot their silly little attacks, which they've tried to rebrand as "coming to the defense of women."

Because when Faye stumbled over that one-liner she had planned for months, "No matter how much Chanel you borrow, you'll never be a lady", I think it became clearer than ever that she's a fake wanna-be with nothing better to do than pretend she's "involved with everything."

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Faye, Kim, and Kyle can go bye-bye now. If none of them return next season, I can't say I'd be upset. But if Yolanda, Brandi, or Lisa weren't to return, I'm pretty sure I'd stab myself in the eye with a nail file and become an Apocalypse fear monger.

Watch Kim defend Faye:

What do you think of Faye Resnick?

 

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Shandi80 Shandi80

Faye seems like she is an attention seeking poop.

nonmember avatar rhobhfan

They need to get rid of Faye Resnick..... all she ever does is crash parties and act like trash. She's a wannabe housewife and she needs to go back to painting other people's toe nails

nonmember avatar Millie

I almost died. The same woman who leapt to fame spreading her legs for playboy during her best friend's sensational murder trial actual kept a straight face when talking about having class. HA!

nonmember avatar bob

why someone hasn't "belted her in the chops" is beyond me! Literally or figuratively, I leave it to you :)

nonmember avatar LISA

FAYE IS LOOKING LIKE A FEMALE NEANDERTHAL, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IF CAMILLE, AND FAYE CONTINUE WITH THE FACE TREATMENTS THE MAY STRETCH THEIR FACES RIGHT OFF, AND ADRIENNE'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE NOSE WITH RATTY LITTLE BEADY EYES, DO THEY NOT SEE HOW WEIRD THEIR LOOKS ARE MORPHING INTO???

Marilou Martin

Faye Resnick tried to make a name for herself back in the days of the OJ murder trial by attaching herself to the grieving family of OJ's wife, Nicole Simpson. Now, long forgottten, she is trying to get another 15 minute's of fame by tagging along everywhere that Kyle Richards goes. She made an ass out of herself at Camille's dinner party and now she in interjecting herslf into someone else's business. She is a "Desperate" Housewife, NOT a Beverly Hills Housewife. Desperate to be relevant. Desperate to be noticed. Just plain desperate.Get a life of your own Faye. Stay out of everyone elses. And Bravo needs to give her the boot!!!PLEASE!!

RHofhome RHofhome

Faye please go away and take that micheal Douglas ( Kyle) look alike with you. Thanks 

nonmember avatar Diane Reynolds

If it were possible to go through that TV screen at Faye last night, I would have laid her out. I doubt any of these women would ever lay a hand on each other...so let me do the honors.

PS - if any of you ladies have a facebook account PLEASE POST this message for me in hopes that Faye or someone who knows her might see it..., thanks.

Richard Justis

Please do not let Faye become a real housewife! She's the worst!

Margie Bullock-Faraday

OMG!!! What a Bitch, Loser, drug addict, manicurist. Where did she come from? Go Back!!!

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