Who knew Selena Gomez had such a wicked sense of humor. She went head to head with David Letterman on The Late Show and got in a great zinger about her former boyfriend, some dude named Justin Bieber. In fact, it sounds like Selena was the one who did the dumping and that Biebs didn't take it too well. Poor Biebs. No wonder he can't keep any clothes on.
Letterman started off by asking Selena if she is dating anyone, and she says no. Letterman asks her if she isn't with Justin anymore and she replies, "No, I'm single. I'm so good."
"Yeah, you're fine," Letterman says. Tell you what, these two talking about dating is a little creepy.
Letterman then launches into a story about how the last time Justin was on his show, they had a bit of a disagreement. You remember that one, don't you? Letterman told Biebs not to get anymore tattoos. He also basically called him dumb. Letterman jokes to Selena, "He said something, and then I said something, and then he said something, and I made him cry."
With expert timing, Selena replies, "Well, then that makes two of us." BWAH!
Letterman practically doubles over with hysterics as he and Selena fist bump. But, oh, that's kind of sad. No wonder Biebs is having a full-fledged Britney-Mariah patented meltdown. He got dumped. He cried. Show some mercy, people!
Why do you think Selena dumped him?
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