Rumor has it there's another Kardashian sex tape out there in the world somewhere, as if the world didn't have enough problems. And this time it's not Kim again, nor Kourtney, nor anyone the world would remotely want to see. Well, maybe some strange, sad souls would. Reportedly Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner might have a sex tape. But before you start frantically scouring the Internet and likely give your computer some kind of virus in your icky research efforts -- listen to the whole story.
Rumor has it that Kris made her tape before her marriage to Robert Kardashian. Or maybe during -- but not with him. 'Cause you know how Kris can be. A source says:
Robert said Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover. She said she felt like a porn star. When Robert heard that, he confronted Kris. But she laughed it off, telling him she was just kidding around. She said she knew he was there and wanted to teach him a lesson about eavesdropping on her conversations with her girlfriends.
Hmmm. Strange way to get your husband to stop listening to your conversations. I'd think something like that would make him listen a lot more! Anyway, the source goes on to say that Robert didn't know what to believe, so he told friend O.J. Simpson about it.
No word on what O.J. had to say about this, which is a shame. O.J. is definitely the kind of guy you want to turn to for relationship advice, amiright? He probably said something like, "Kill her." And thank god that didn't happen or where would our culture be now? Talent like this runs in the family, thank goodness.
Anyway, I'm not sure I'm buying into this rumor -- it sounds like a bunch of words strung together (Kris Jenner, sex tape, O.J. Simpson) for maximum Internet search traffic.
But ... I wouldn't necessary say Kris wasn't capable of a sex tape -- but what fun was a sex tape before the Internet anyway? Back then, it really was a tape. Like a big old bulky tape that you couldn't even email to your friends.
Anyway, whether or not Kris made a sex tape that no one saw, or joked about a sex tape that never existed, or none of the above, we do know one thing -- her daughter went on to sex tape infamy, and sometimes you have to live your dreams through your children.
Do you think Kris has a sex tape?
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