Guys, have a seat. Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof and her boyfriend Sean Stewart (yes, Rod's son) have broken up. I'd like you all to sail your flags at half-mast today as a sign of respect.
No, in all seriousness, I'm shocked this couple broke up. They seemed rock solid, what, with her being 51 and in the midst of a divorce from Paul Nassif, and his being 32 and a graduate of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. Where did these two lovebirds go wrong?
Well, for one, let's start with the fact that Sean referred to Adrienne, his girlfriend, as a "very good lady." That's not super romantical, now is it? And, two, these two moved in together about five seconds after dating. What were they thinking? What was Adrienne thinking? Sean supposedly has a reputation of being a "womanizer" without a "steady job", and he was clearly just a rebound for her. Did she really think they were in it for the long haul?
The couple reportedly has split on amicable terms. A source told Us Weekly: "They've decided to distance themselves and become friends. Nothing bad happened. They're still going to hang out as friends, they enjoy each other's company."
All right. Well, that's a little comforting at least. They're still going to hang out, guys. I'm not quite sure what I'd do if Adrienne and Sean were never to speak again. Besides keep on living.
Are you surprised Adrienne and Sean broke up? Do you care?