Leave it to Chelsea Handler to say what everybody else is thinking -- or at least what I've been thinking -- about Taylor Swift. As you're no doubt completely and thoroughly aware, Swift is making news for overreacting to a couple of hysterical cracks made by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler about her Swift-ly changing love life (apparently when questioned by a Vanity Fair reporter about how the jokes made her feel, Taylor responded with a quote from her "buddy" Katie Couric: "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.")
Which was of course a melodramatic, immature reaction to what was essentially a bit of good-natured ribbing, but that's not really the point of this post -- the point is something Chelsea Handler said in regards to Taylor Swift's seeming inability to hang on to a guy. See, Handler's hypothesis is something I've suspected to be true for quite some time.
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"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it.' And they're like, 'Oh, well, forget it. Then I don't want to date you. Every guy thinks they're going to devirginize her, and they're not. She's never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever."
YES!!! I knew it! It's the only, only, only explanation that makes any sense at all. I mean, it's true that Swift seems to have an incredibly irritating personality and all, but she IS a beautiful, talented girl who seems to get dumped an awful lot for a beautiful, talented girl.
Now, Chelsea Handler wasn't judging Taylor Swift and neither am I -- whether that girl goes into the convent or opens up a brothel is irrelevant to me -- but I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who thinks lack of sex is at the root of most of Taylor's problems.
Do you think Taylor Swift is a virgin & that's why her relationships never work out?
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