Chelsea Handler Knows Why Taylor Swift Keeps Getting Dumped & You'll Never Guess the Reason!

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chelsea handlerLeave it to Chelsea Handler to say what everybody else is thinking -- or at least what I've been thinking -- about Taylor Swift. As you're no doubt completely and thoroughly aware, Swift is making news for overreacting to a couple of hysterical cracks made by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler about her Swift-ly changing love life (apparently when questioned by a Vanity Fair reporter about how the jokes made her feel, Taylor responded with a quote from her "buddy" Katie Couric: "There's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.")

Which was of course a melodramatic, immature reaction to what was essentially a bit of good-natured ribbing, but that's not really the point of this post -- the point is something Chelsea Handler said in regards to Taylor Swift's seeming inability to hang on to a guy. See, Handler's hypothesis is something I've suspected to be true for quite some time.

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And here it is! On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Handler said:

"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it.' And they're like, 'Oh, well, forget it. Then I don't want to date you. Every guy thinks they're going to devirginize her, and they're not. She's never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever."

YES!!! I knew it! It's the only, only, only explanation that makes any sense at all. I mean, it's true that Swift seems to have an incredibly irritating personality and all, but she IS a beautiful, talented girl who seems to get dumped an awful lot for a beautiful, talented girl.

Now, Chelsea Handler wasn't judging Taylor Swift and neither am I -- whether that girl goes into the convent or opens up a brothel is irrelevant to me -- but I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who thinks lack of sex is at the root of most of Taylor's problems.

Do you think Taylor Swift is a virgin & that's why her relationships never work out?

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small... smallfryes

Wow!  I have so much hate for this article I was almost not going to grace it with a comment!

Where do I begin?!  I guess I'll just get to the main point.  Yes, you and Ms. Handler are judging her.  Since when is a woman's virtue a bad thing?  Since when is it a thing to hold up for ridicule?  And wasn't it Ms. Handler who lost her virginity when she was a teen with tragic consequences?  That being an abortion?  Isn't Ms. Swift's virtue then a postive thing to hold up to the youthful female gender?  Yes, she may date quite a few men and can't seem to hold onto one.  But isn't it also true that the media has been displaying this woman's relationships under a microscope?  I think a young woman dating (and not sleeping around) is a good thing so she can find the person she wants to live with for the rest of her life.

You women are so quick to judge women who rush into relationships that turn out badly but don't think, 'hey, good on her for getting out of it and moving onto the next.'

Renee... ReneeN1979

Jacqueline, I thought you were better than this.

A young woman refusing to engage in sex with every boy/man she dates is to be praised, not insulted like you did in this article. "Sex would fix her problems." How disgusting are you?

I truly hope enough women protest your disgusting point of view to get you fired.

nonmember avatar meg o

This article is disgusting. Since when is not being a ho a bad thing? And since when is it totally ok for guys to break up with a girl because they don't put out? What a terrible example to set. No wonder girls feel so pressured to lose their v card so young. Cruel people like you.

stork... storkneedsgps

If that really is the issue, then good for you Taylor! Nothing wrong with being a virgin or waiting for marriage

nonmember avatar Michele

Haha too funny. Love Chelsea and agree with her. I cannot stand Taylor swift, pretty girl, but annoying music and seems to be annoying all around. Funny post and lighten up people Chelsea's a comedian!

nonmember avatar Elaine

No one is saying that being a virgen is a bad thing, it's that the men she dates ARE NOT so there are false expectations which destroy the relationship. If this is true, then why not be open about it so that when you meet someone they know right away what is and is not going to happen. Due to religious upbringing I was virgen in high school and not ashamed to make it known and yes, I dated and had a respectful boyfriend. But he knew what he was getting into before he ever asked me out.

nonmember avatar dude

First of all this is why Taylor has lashed out. She is damed for being a slut for people thinking she dates to much. And she is damed because she goes thru men so often because she is a virgen? Then people say dont be so easy men hate that. But no wonder men dont stick around be cause she is a virgen. NO MATER WHAT SHE DOES MORRONS WHO WRITE FOR VILE BLOGS LIKE THIS WILL MAKE HER LOOK BAD!

Mommi... MommietoJB

Maybe she is a virgin, if she is then shes dooming her own relationships by not being open and honest with the famous guys she dates. Shes annoying and her attitude is a putt off.

nonmember avatar shelly

I say good for her if this is true, to many women don't have morals enough to stay true to what they believe especially when it comes to sex. So if she is still a virgin I say good for her and seriously if its true those guys are all disgusting if they need to have sex to be in a real relationship with a woman.

lovin... lovinallofthem

wow.. so saving a most sacred part of your woman hood is a "PROBLEM" ??? just because a self proclaimed slut like CH said so???   yikes.. this is why people talk crap about THE STIR.. crappy 'stories' like this .. LMBO!!

i say good for her, what a great example to my young, impressionable daughter that ms Swift is hanging on to her very private and personal beliefs about 'recreational sex'.  she may be young and annoying as some are stating here, but good for her for knowing WHO she is and WHAT she belives in with her whole being. 

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