Jennifer Lawrence had quite a few mishaps during awards season. Despite winning everything, she had her dress fall apart as she went to accept her SAG statue, and she famously tripped coming up the stage stairs to accept her Oscar. Everyone wanted to blame these malfunctions on Dior, which designed both of its new face's dresses, but perhaps it can be blamed on another culprit. Its name is bud. Ganga. Bomber. Boo. Green. Dope. Weed. I simply call it pot. I'm that old.
Jennifer was photographed sitting on a balcony in Hawaii, smoking what appears to be marijuana with a pal of hers. Yes, welcome to fame, Jennifer. You thought it was bad before? You ain't seen nothing yet! Paps will stake you out wherever you are and catch whatever you are doing. Thought you weren't Kate Middleton? Think again.
Anyway, I've never been much for the bomber, or whatever you want to call it. I don't have anything against it. It's got to be safer to smoke that once in awhile than to puff on a pack of cigarettes every day.
I wonder if Jack Nicholson and JLaw shared a blunt Oscar night. Jack just seems like that kind of guy. Jen, Jen, Jen. Tsk. This isn't Colorado, girlfriend! JLaw. Breakin' da law. Breakin' da law. Hey, maybe it was medical marijuana. She might need it for being so clumsy! I don't know the marijuana laws in Hawaii. I bet Jen doesn't either.
Anyway, let her smoke if she wants. Maybe it's not even a blunt, but some kind of other kind of fat roll-up cigarette that you pass around with your friend. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Anywaze, she's not Justin Bieber! Girls won't start cutting themselves. Let her live, people! You have no idea how stressful Oscar time is. NO IDEA.
By the way, Jen is the new face of Dior. Which designed those gowns. And she looks a little high in this Dior commercial. High on LIFE, everyone. On life! Sheesh.
What do you think of Jennifer's smoking ... whatever that might be?
Image via Dior
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