Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Something Mighty Suspicious on Vacation (VIDEO)

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Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence had quite a few mishaps during awards season. Despite winning everything, she had her dress fall apart as she went to accept her SAG statue, and she famously tripped coming up the  stage stairs to accept her Oscar. Everyone wanted to blame these malfunctions on Dior, which designed both of its new face's dresses, but perhaps it can be blamed on another culprit. Its name is bud. Ganga. Bomber. Boo. Green. Dope. Weed. I simply call it pot. I'm that old.

Jennifer was photographed sitting on a balcony in Hawaii, smoking what appears to be marijuana with a pal of hers. Yes, welcome to fame, Jennifer. You thought it was bad before? You ain't seen nothing yet! Paps will stake you out wherever you are and catch whatever you are doing. Thought you weren't Kate Middleton? Think again.

Anyway, I've never been much for the bomber, or whatever you want to call it. I don't have anything against it. It's got to be safer to smoke that once in awhile than to puff on a pack of cigarettes every day.

I wonder if Jack Nicholson and JLaw shared a blunt Oscar night. Jack just seems like that kind of guy. Jen, Jen, Jen. Tsk. This isn't Colorado, girlfriend! JLaw. Breakin' da law. Breakin' da law. Hey, maybe it was medical marijuana. She might need it for being so clumsy! I don't know the marijuana laws in Hawaii. I bet Jen doesn't either.

Anyway, let her smoke if she wants. Maybe it's not even a blunt, but some kind of other kind of fat roll-up cigarette that you pass around with your friend. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Anywaze, she's not Justin Bieber! Girls won't start cutting themselves. Let her live, people! You have no idea how stressful Oscar time is. NO IDEA.

By the way, Jen is the new face of Dior. Which designed those gowns. And she looks a little high in this Dior commercial. High on LIFE, everyone. On life! Sheesh.

What do you think of Jennifer's smoking ... whatever that might be?


Image via Dior

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nonmember avatar Kelly

Another overpaid crackhead.

Billy... BillytheMom

Being a crackhead is a far cry from enjoying a joint on vacation...

I hope her sweetheart status helps to normalize marijuana use

nonmember avatar Kim

Why do people continue to make a big deal out of smoking pot? It does not make someone a crackhead. (you're an idiot, btw, please get yourself spayed) It does not make someone irresponsible or lazy or any number of other negative adjectives that get thrown around. It doesn't make them any different from the average person who doesn't smoke pot. So why is it still considered noteworthy?

nonmember avatar M4

Not a big deal, folks. Jennifer Lawrence is in the privacy of her hotel room, relaxing. Jeeez. How about we turn our attention towards something REALLY worth our scrutiny?...like the endless war in Afghanistan, or the the way that Wall Street Banksters have ripped off Americans and have YET to be held accountable?. Oh, and just so everyone is up to date on who else favors weed: Natalie Portman, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, our late President Jack Kennedy, Bob Dylan, etc. So, not a big deal.

Zenia6 Zenia6

Seriously? She smoked a joint on vacation, no really scandalous news and no worse that drinking that wine. It really is time to get over this fear of a plant people.

MomoJL MomoJL

If you are on vacation in Hawaii, and you don't have a joint, that sucks.  I say big deal, there are bigger problems.  Lilo.

insei... inseineangel

This has to be the stupidest article I have read so far today. Who gives a flying f*** what she is doing in the privacy of her hotel, with her friend. I know celebrities are supposed to be these godlike creatures who are sooo much better than us, and they are expected to live by higher standards, blah blah blah.


She's human. She's 22. She was enjoying Hawaii. If she wants to smoke a joint and relax, let her. 


And, by the way, I don't know if you thought you were being edgy or amusing by butchering this article with your spelling and slang, but it's not working. If you wan't to call yourself any sort of writer, don't stoop to that level. It makes you look like a joke.

Eliza... ElizabethZ3

The continued hyping of pot smoking as some sort of "wrong-doing" by celebrities or anyone else when they aren't driving and enjoying their own personal private time is really getting on my nerves - get over it people - it's a plant and it is not a big deal. Drinking is way worse.

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