Kristen Stewart's Oscars Bruise Is a Mystery But Here's What MIGHT Have Happened (VIDEO)

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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart's appearance at the Oscars gave the show some much needed fresh-faced lightness and sweetness. Joke. Of course it didn't. She looked a fright -- on crutches, scowling, unbrushed hair, and sporting a big bruise on her upper left arm. The interwebs is rife with thoughtful ideas about what exactly happened to her. As for the crutches, Kristen apparently cut her foot on some glass. But how to explain the rest of her? What about that ginormous bruise, which was so vivid during her award presentation with Daniel Radcliffe that it almost completely distracted my attention from her messy hair and mopey demeanor? Here are some KStew's bruise conspiracy theories ...

Liberty gets her revenge. Several outlets have speculated that Kristen got into a fight with Liberty Ross. And I guess we know who won.

It's flu season. Hey, flu shots can leave bruises.

Drug addict. So can heroin needles. But hahaha. Just kidding, folks. Everyone knows you don't shoot up on the outside of your arm.

Role playing. KStew and RPattz decided to act out a scene from "Chris and Rihanna at the 2009 Grammy Awards."

Needs a multivitamin. Kristen is anemic or has a lack of vitamin D, C, K, B12, or a host of other vitamins you might need if you bruise easily.

Blood thinner. Kristen might be on a blood thinner, which can cause the skin to easily bruise.

Princess. Kristen slept on a pea.

Noogie. Someone didn't realize these are given on the head.

50 Shades. Kristen is getting slapped around in the sack.

Vampire. Hello?! Bite mark.

Nothing remotely weird at all. Kristen is on crutches, so she may have lost her balance at some point and someone reached out and grabbed her to keep her from falling, thus leaving a bruise. (And if it was RPattz who grabbed her, he might have squeezed a little harder than necessary ... just because.)

As for why Kristen didn't simply cover the bruise with some concealer -- I'll leave that up to everyone else to figure out.

Why do you think Kristen has a bruise?


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nonmember avatar Sabrina M

Yes, Kiri, because abuse is so hilarious. Are your panties riding up today? Because you've posted some seriously bitchy articles.

SaphireH SaphireH

oh good lord she probally fell into something after cutting her foot or she fell while using the crutches, ive had to use those before with a twisted ankle and they arent easy to use

nonmember avatar May

This is so dumb. All The Stirs articles in Kristen and/or Rob Pattinson have been so fail forced and contrived it is embarrassing. Making fun of abuse or drug use? Get a life.

mamag... mamagreen08

This article sounds strickingly similar to what Perez Hilton had one his page, several days ago.

Lesli... Lesliemom2mzjm

Sucky writer we have here huh?  Next time I'll double check the name on the article rather than just going by the title.  I'll avoid hers in the future.

nonmember avatar Tay

Seriously have u nothing better to write about, kristen is human people she steps on glass & yes she even bruises, I really feel for her, she's a very talented actress, one of the most real people In Hollywood & all people can tag her to is cheater, home wrecker & a bunch of other bullshit it's obvious she did liberty a favour how well is her LIFE going???, so enough already people about kris she's been hurt enough, she deserves some respect & peace

Cathy Perry

She is not a real vampire people, she really gets injured, why so hateful?

nonmember avatar Rubie D

Kristen got her foot cut open by stepping on broken glass. The Bruise is from a Tetenius Shot or Pain med Injections Which is normal procedure to Avoid infection & also help with pain.Tetenius shots can leave Huge bruises. And Pain med injections leave usually bigger huger bruising.

Hope you feel better Kristen, Get Well :-)



Stay off that foot girl as much as U possibly can.

Velma Jean Holmes

I PREDICT THAT YOU WILL BE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SOON. FOR YOUR  UNFORGIVING AND BULLYING WAYS. CHANGE IS COMING.

nonmember avatar Elle

She had bruises on both upper arms. Very odd and weird. The girl is a train wreak.

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