The double-sided tape industry just got a big gift this morning -- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville revealed on Twitter that she's in talks to make her memoir, Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders, into a movie. The 40-year-old mother of two sounded very excited about the idea, and even managed to get a dig in at ex Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes while sharing her good news. "Just had a talk about turning my book into a movie! Maybe we should pitch it to Lifetime. An unromantic comedy!"
Gotta hand it to Brandi there, that's actually pretty funny. But this whole movie idea ... let me get this straight. Brandi wrote a book based on her life that's already a TV show?
How many more versions of the same story do we need? I mean, I'll definitely watch the shit out of that movie, especially if it's made for TV, but I won't be happy about it.
The burning question is, of course: who do you think will play Brandi?
I bet Brandi would love to see Jennifer Lawrence in the part. Ms. Glanville wouldn't see any problem with someone nearly half her age in the lead role, and definitely wouldn't mind an Oscar winning A-lister acting out her drama with Eddie and LeAnn.
Obviously, that will never happen, even though I think Jennifer, despite the age difference, would make an excellent Brandi, so who else could star in this epic drama? If they get any sort of name to star in the movie, I'd be shocked, but the casting powers that be should definitely reach out to Jenny McCarthy and Kate Walsh.
Those two odd birds are sexy and funny and have a certain Brandi essence that would translate well. Maybe Lisa Rinna, too, or Jennifer Carpenter, that girl from Dexter.
Knowing Brandi, she'll probably star in the movie herself. But whomever gets the part, one thing's for sure, they'll go through reams of double-sided tape. Those boobs don't hold themselves in place, after all.
Who do you think should play Brandi?
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