‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Now Wants to Marry Ex-Boyfriend Gary Head

jenelle evansI'm starting to wonder if Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is aware of what the word "marriage" means. I have a feeling she thinks it's synonymous with "hanging out" or "getting to know one another" because the troubled MTV-lebrity just tweeted that she wishes she had married Gary Head instead of Courtland Rogers. She wants to be Gary's wife now, you see, since she's free from her marriage to Courtland, which ended in an alleged fake miscarriage and divorce after four blissful weeks.

Jenelle wrote:

Man gary I wish I never married this POS [Courtland] so we could of just went and got married so I would be GARY'S wife.

For the record, she tweeted that at Gary and Courtland. And for the other record, Jenelle had Gary arrested on assault charges last year and accused him of stealing, as well. Needless to say, this isn't a match made in heaven, or even purgatory, for that matter.

The last thing Jenelle needs right now is another relationship, or, as she likes to do things, another marriage. Becoming someone's spouse is a big deal, but she and fellow cast member Leah Messer-Calvert seem to think that getting engaged and married is just as haphazard a decision as whether or not you want cheese on that.

This tweet of Jenelle's is just further evidence that she's very unstable right now. Rushing from one relationship to the next is one thing, but marriage hopping takes it to a whole new level.

I hope for her sake that she's afforded some time to think clearly before becoming a wife for the second time in six months, but "thinking", as it were, has never been Jenelle's strong suit.

Part of me hopes that she's some genius media manipulator just trying to get as many headlines as possible for some goal unbeknownst to us lowly bloggers, but most of me thinks she's a reckless mess in need of more help than even Dr. Drew could offer.

Because if she and Gary get married this year ... I mean, disaster.

Do you think Jenelle should marry Gary Head?


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twili... twilightsbella

What the hell is up with girls making the duck face it looks so ugly and stupid it is not sexy. She needs to grow up and start thinking about her son he will have no respect for her wen he becomes older

jhslove jhslove

What's wrong with her mouth?

Cassandra Huber

Quack quack is all I think when I see this picture. Only sluts do that, sorry. Real people aren't dumb enough to make such a stupid face. Not even going into her life issues, that would take all day.

Cassandra Huber

BTW, she is NOT a mother. Just because she laid on her back and carried him, then popped him out doesn't make her a mother. If you had custody of your child taken away, you are not a parent.

craft... craftycatVT

Why would it be a disaster? Because otherwise her life is going so well? It's obviously a bad idea, but it's not like it's going to make much of a difference at this point.

nonmember avatar Scorpio4real

She needs to stop worrying about who she is going to have sex with or call her boyfriend a lot less and worry more about being an adult and mother to her son jace... Grow up & get your priorities in order little girl!!

bless... blessedisme3

Honestly, I think Barbara needs to keep Jace. She's had him this long already. Heck, Jenelle flies off the handle when she can't find her phone. Can you imagine dealing with a child full time? She's selfish, unstable, unreliable, immature, and dangerous. I believe people like this should stay far away from children. What she NEEDS to focus on is her in again off again drug issues, and getting lots and lots of therapy. Lots.

CPN322 CPN322

Poor girl obviously has low self esteem among other things. We really do accept the love we think we deserve.

Spooky80 Spooky80

jenelle is so stupid, I was watching the new episode of teen mom last night and in the episode gary slept with jenelle's old best friend tori and jenelle flipped out on gary and threw his things out and broke an item of his belongings and afterwards jenelle was laying in bed crying her eyes out, I know this was filmed over a year ago but why would she wanna even be with someone like gary, courtland or kieffer, so stupid....

Jordan Hairston

thats not good for Jenelle, cause she was going down the right path intil she meet this man.

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